"I've started the hunt at the beach side of the ravine leading into the forest."""Start yer search where the sands do end and the rocks begin. Lose sight of the shore and ye've gone too far."""I've stopped at the northwestern tree ringing the pirate tents closest to the ravine entrance."""Look to the risin' sun, the first tents of me matey. Close to the stone, circlin' the camp, look fer a tree."""I've found the three barrels of rum in the pirate camp."""I be needin' a sip of some good ol' rum, a few houses over I'll have three times the fun."""I've found the campfire without the cooking pot on the east side of the camp."""Ooooh this rum gives a good kick. I'm gonna drink some next ter one of these fires without the cookin' pot."""I've found the closest tree next to the waterline on the south-eastern side of the beach."""This rum shure is runnin' to me head. I thinks I'll be payin' a little visit to the loneliest tree down by the rocks 'n water."""I've found the hilltop between both pirate camps on the eastern side of the beach."""Now that I'ms a wee bit tipsy, I'ms gonna walk it off. A little walk to the small hilltop between both camps could shake it outta me."""I walked to the top of the large rock in the center of the beach."""Nope... dinnit do a ting... gonnas haff to walk ferther... gonna walks up to the top 'o that big 'ole hill now to the west... yup, that'll do it... yup... can't rememmmer why I'm writin' on dis paper..."""I've found the tent next to the docks."""Okay... gettin' a bit more sober now... just a little more of a walk should do the trick. I'll walk to that tent whar all them landlubber foreigners are showin' up to the south."""I've found the fairies standing next to the dock."""I be thinkin' more straight finally... now whar was I? Oh yeah... markin' me treasure. Okay... now yoos gotta walk to ... to the... to whar those little flitteries are all buzzin' about!"""I've found the crate in the middle of pirate camp to the northwest of the docks."""I'm givin' up wit' this whole treasure huntin' map makin'! Okay, me's treasure is hidden out in the open in front of all me other back-stabbin' brothers to the north-west camp. 'S pretty obvious if yer askin' me!"""I've found the northwestern ramp of logs."""HAR HAR HAR!!! I threw them thievin' map-stealers off me tracks! Thar's no treasure in that crate! Me dearest treasure can be found near that thar line of dead trees to the north!"""I've found the treasure chest containing the treasure!"""This is it, me (fer nobody else should be readin' this by now). I've put me box holdin' my dearest treasure inside the 'other' box to the west... if I know what I'm sayin', that is. Gotsa remember, me... look fer the box that's not a box but it's like a box, remember? 'Dis is whar I'm keepin' me treasure me dear 'ole Pa gave to me.""